Flesh Eating Aphids!

I have aphids!

No, not the plants, me!

And the kids!

WE have aphids.

Somehow these aphids are attracted to the people in my household, and every day or so, we find a tiny winged creature walking leisurely along our arm. Yellow or green, that is still an aphid.

Which brings us to the questions;

Why are the aphids attracted to us?
Do we smell like tomatoes?
Are these a new, deadly species of exotic flesh-eating aphids?

The world may never know...