Dear Earthling
I am Bleep Blorp (PhD) bank manager of Andromeda Reserve Bank in the
Lesser Magellanic Cloud. I have an urgent and very *confidencial*
business proposition for you. On September 13,1999,a foreign dilithium
consultant/contractor, Mr. Klaatu Barada Nikto made a numbered time
(fixed) deposit for twelve *galactic *months, valued of GPRL
25,000000.OO (TWENTY-FIVE MILLION BARS OF GOLD-PRESSED LATINUM) in my
*branc* Upon maturity, I discovered from his *contractor employers*; the
Greater Magellanic Cloud Antimatter Corporation that Mr. Klaatu Barada
Nikto died from an Tardis accident.
On further investigation, *I found out that he died without making a
will and all attempts to trace his next-of-kin was fruitless*. This sum
of GPRL 25 million has carefully been moved out of my bank to a security
company for safe-keeping. No one has come forward to claim it.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to come forward as the
claimant( owner) of this money deposited in the security company; in two
trunk boxes, though *the security company does not know the contents of
the boxes as I tagged them to be photographic materials for export*. I
want to present as owner of the boxes in the security company, so can be
able to make a claim through the help of my attorney. This is simple, I
will like you to provide immediately your full names and address,
through which my attorney can prepare the necessary documents to put you
as the owner for a claim. the money will be moved out for share in ratio
of 70%( for me) to 30%(for you) respectively.
Thanks and Cthulhu Bless. Dr Bleep Blorp PhD.
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